You Know You’re a Resident When…

  • You knock before entering any room
  • You expect the lights to go on when entering any room
  • You kick a sink to turn it on
  • You are impervious to “do not enter” signs
  • You think a 60-hour-week is a fairly light
  • You go into acute renal failure OR starvation mode when at work
  • You wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom